thealogie:

feelin like pure shit just want push notifications informing me of donald trump’s deteriorating health back

omariospizza:

when your sibling has the same last name as you

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rohie:

sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

queerspeculativefiction:

yeahiwasintheshit:

daco-broman:

somecutething:

A cat waking up from surgery

I am losing my shit

everyone trying to get me in the uber

My cat Nosse had tooth surgery, and had a very strong reaction to the drugs given so he was high as a kite for a lot longer than expected. Apparently he was so desperately cuddly for people that they put him around the neck of one of the nurses doing paperwork, and he just hung there for an hour, purring like a chainsaw, drooling on her shoulder.

ly0nheart1: “Ok but did you put back the ones she didn’t like? ”

ly0nheart1:

Ok but did you put back the ones she didn’t like?

darkisnotevil:

leiaorganaoil:

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

andrewquo:

“Thank you for choosing our airline”
Thanks for being the cheapest option

vendettafrank:

if someone made me a playlist and said smth along the lines “this is for you” or “these songs reminds me of you” i would literally combust

wattpadfic:

teacher: here’s ur topic
me: oh jeez i hate that topic
teacher: pick your own topic
me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

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